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Doing the Math on My Vocation


Post Author: Anonymous


Why I should not be a pastor:
  • I stole money from an employer when I was in high school.
  • I had plenty of sex outside the sacrament of marriage
  • Being a pastor feeds my big head.
  • I hardly ever pray.
Why I am a pastor:
  • God called me anyway.

 


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9 replies
  1. Tricia says:

    If someone walked into my office right now and saw the huge smile on my face they would probably ask me to go see a psychiatrist or up my dosage on my medication.
    I have a feeling if God called only Pastors who didn’t have sex before marraige, that we would have many many many less churches!

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  2. Rachel Srubas says:

    Dear Anonymous Poet,
    I dare you to out yourself. Come on, please? Your poem makes my day, rocks my world, tells my story and that of countless other church ladies. I want to read more of your stuff.

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